I've never seen this horse in my life
+ No, see, the guy in this photo doesn't have a cigar
+ No, see, the guy in this photo doesn't have a cigar
+ look for the cow that's paying attention
+ like thinking about great heights, or eternity
+ no one out here to correct me
+ why don't you mind your own business
+ this one's a thinker
+ I can visualise them and do arithmatic
+ guilt is a luxury, partner
+ If it's my horse I don't do anything
+ a horse is a solution
+ Big palette with one colour
+ I won't be answering any further questions
+ maybe it's french
+ as if I weren't a calloused combination of the two
+ do not trust anybody
+ You are the shadow it casts
+ howling wind across the entrance of the cave
+ this outfit is perfect for a guy like me
+ I can't say for sure
+ sometimes you get to wear a hat
+ A horse without a cowboy remains a horse
+ I am that I am
+ hanging around the forecourt with a lit cigarette and a feeling he don't understand
+ how do you know so little about cows
+ I don't want to say it by accident
+ I'm a mess
+ count twice though just to be sure
+ Chewing was invented by gum companies
+ and you, you're barely anything like a cowboy
+ what was the question again
+ now I'm going to count cowboys
+ cows were made so cowboys would have something to do
+ look at the stars, full of fault
+ I'll try not to talk politics
+ do the mahi, get the treats
+ I'd be surprised, but cool about it
+ I've got plenty of desert survival tips like this
+ I am the sign and the signified
+ I ask it for advice, against my better judgement
+ the longest weekend to be found
+ I don't trust railway time and neither should you
+ if my horse kicked me I would die
+ ceci n'est pas un cowboy
+ we see the future as we see the past: clouded by our own perception
+ hard to believe but it is true
+ what's the opposite of a great conversationalist
+ just a guy in the desert
+ wearing a hat and smoking
+ But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it
+ now that you know how good I am
+ don't let me see you around here again
+ I can see pretty far this high up
+ It's worse when the horse does it
+ I wouldn't have stopped at four
+ what day is it
+ Why else would it be so comfortable
+ is that a horse you're riding?
+ Not absent, just out of reach
+ I'm not even sure if that's what they're called
+ What if the hammer is right?
+ do not get me started on the horse
+ have you heard of Occams Razor?
+ whisper to your horse
+ private joy
+ unimaginable cowboys still to come
+ you can't watch tv in the desert, only talk about it
+ in all things everywhere
+ a moo at midnight
+ music use to mean something
+ For now we see through a glass, darkly
+ meditate on the concept
+ absolutely gripping
+ The galloping is back
+ good party chat
+ imagine naming your child clever
+ is it rude to ask
+ the cows take back what's theirs
+ I wrote this one in under 5 minutes
+ Cowboy Korzybsk made his jack with that one
+ The sign and signified are not even in the same timezone
+ Big Bronco is watching
+ the cows are dismissive of contemporary theory
+ They drink silly drinks in the saloon
+ moisturiser, spf, ciggarette
+ the mind plays tricks
+ look under a rock
+ new buzzwords in the saloon
+ the creatives move in, the cost of beans goes up and the ocean recedes
+ there's no reason its like this, it just is
+ I don't want to have this conversation again
+ howdy partner, welcome to the bauhaus
+ they left a message - one consonant and one repeated vowel
+ practicing cowboy conjugations
+ sometimes the saloon too
+ a vote for me is a vote for both cows and boys
+ tomorrow I'll learn some cleaning hacks
+ The dryness and the rain
+ a brain unchanged by the passage of time
+ a cow tool
+ such is the job
+ Just another discount cow voucher
+ or whisper in the night, that might work too
+ a balanced diet
+ I can barely feel it's there
+ the less there is the more you'll hear about it
+ nothing to do with crypto
+ cowboy until proven otherwise
+ What can you say that will improve on silence?
+ Looking normal in the fruit aisle
+ this is untrue
+ small datapoints, big conclusions
+ art can serve as a tax deductable donation
+ compartments you can fit a horse into
+ what did you expect
+ anachronistic in both context and cultural relevance
+ Shakespeare writes about our cowboy
+ All horse, no brakes
+ good name for it
+ Horse will: Cow will that fronts me. Seas between.
+ Horses may infact be online right now
+ Ask them anything you like
+ jury duty should go both ways
+ claiming back my wild west expenses
+ Local TEDx speaker
+ A good attitude is what matters
+ Riding a horse under late capitalism
+ muttered in my sleep
+ haven't got the stones
+ I haven't thought about the logistics
+ I say it out of earshot of the horse
+ you learn this in primary school
+ This is what I mean by extended cognition
+ Imagine what we can do with 2 panels
+ transfer problems into cowspace to solve them
+ Like a rubix cube
+ No one needs to know that much about a horse
+ no longer welcome at the saloon
+ No, your cowboy eyes
+ determined to try again
+ textbook inflation
+ Sometimes its nice to make a silly one
+ I hope it does it again
+ A voice in the desert hollerin
+ Don't see a doctor
+ and yet, I can still wear 'em
+ I'm a menace
+ Most of them made up by me
+ check your pockets
+ Has this ever happened to you
+ Describe it to me
+ too much and not enough
+ categorically untrue statement
+ Not the voice in the desert you expected
+ Measuring the yee in my haw
+ Some of this message may be hard to interpret
+ We are the cow boys, the cattle boys, boots filled with snakes
+ There's no other way
+ Don't bet on this horse
+ the horse knows the rules
+ what better cause?
+ that doesn't make any sense
+ Not too drastic
+ They can test for that now, and you should get tested.
+ hard as hell
+ They revoked his license
+ never do this
+ cowboy health
+ A question you never think to ask
+ call me
+ Some things we don't say, for the sake of our friends
+ where the hell is my hat
+ h o w d y
+ It's called the horse
+ Probably does
+ horse
+ face it and be free
+ cow boy
+ H for howdy
+ A horse for all things
+ You know how it feels
+ Selectively sharpened senses
+ Jinxed it
+ yee haw
+ That path leads to ruin
+ What's worse that one?
+ The horse is the metaphor
+ much to think about
+ full culpability
+ What else could you know
+ Borges was right to end it where he did
+ graham's number
+ all for one
+ Oh Joseph son of Jacob, what does it mean
+ There is a limit to growth
+ opaque and mysterious divinations
+ An observation or, perhaps, an affirmation
+ It's important to take a strong stand
+ everyday is a new day
+ ringa ding ding you bastard
+ a cowboy eventually wonders